Monday, September 17, 2007

Memories From Past Ramadans

- Time of tasahour, me and my brother are eating

Me: When is the adhan?
Bro: We've got plenty of time.
Me: What's that sound?
Bro: I don't know.
Me: Well shut up then!
Sound: Haya 3ala il-salaah!
Me & Bro: [Choke choke, spit spit]

- Just before ifaar, all the family is waiting

Everyone: [Dying]
Adhan: Allah uakbaar ul-Allah akbaar!
Mum: [Saying du3aa2] Alahuma-
Me: [Glug glug]
Everyone: Hey, Khaled, you're supposed to say the du3aa2 before you drink!
Me: Oh, sorry.

12 comments:

  1. just wanted to let u know that even if it's time of adan and u're still eating u don't have to spit out the food. You can still eat and drink for a few minutes after the athan. If u need me to justify my point and give u proof that u can, I will.

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  2. LOL! ya7lealak ya Khaled da7aktni :)

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  3. Hi

    I've just discovered your blog!

    Nice stuff.....how come I've never noticed before?

    Are you listed on JB or QwaideR?

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  4. Hahahahhaa this really cracked me up, it's SO TRUE!!!! :D Hilarious!

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  5. Actually, there is a dispute "5ilaf" over the issue of Fajer Athan and whether its the true time or not, So it is dangerous to continue eating after Athan. Since we use calendars, then we have to stick to it.

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  6. Deemco: You need to give proof of your fatwas for them to be acceptable. =D

    Maioush: ^^

    Firas: On Qwaider, yes, on JB, no. I've sent them thousands of emails with no luck. =( I'll try again today. ;)

    Hal: =D Always good to see new visitors.

    Bilal: Agreed. =)

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  7. Here's ur proof. This is an ayah from sorit AlBaqarah.
    أُحِلَّ لَكُمْ لَيْلَةَ الصِّيَامِ الرَّفَثُ إِلَى نِسَآئِكُمْ هُنَّ لِبَاسٌ لَّكُمْ وَأَنتُمْ لِبَاسٌ لَّهُنَّ عَلِمَ اللّهُ أَنَّكُمْ كُنتُمْ تَخْتانُونَ أَنفُسَكُمْ فَتَابَ عَلَيْكُمْ وَعَفَا عَنكُمْ فَالآنَ بَاشِرُوهُنَّ وَابْتَغُواْ مَا كَتَبَ اللّهُ لَكُمْ وَكُلُواْ وَاشْرَبُواْ حَتَّى يَتَبَيَّنَ لَكُمُ الْخَيْطُ الأَبْيَضُ مِنَ الْخَيْطِ الأَسْوَدِ مِنَ الْفَجْرِ ثُمَّ أَتِمُّواْ الصِّيَامَ إِلَى الَّليْلِ وَلاَ تُبَاشِرُوهُنَّ وَأَنتُمْ عَاكِفُونَ فِي الْمَسَاجِدِ تِلْكَ حُدُودُ اللّهِ فَلاَ تَقْرَبُوهَا كَذَلِكَ يُبَيِّنُ اللّهُ آيَاتِهِ لِلنَّاسِ لَعَلَّهُمْ يَتَّقُونَ (١٨٧)

    Specifically where it says
    وَكُلُواْ وَاشْرَبُواْ حَتَّى يَتَبَيَّنَ لَكُمُ الْخَيْطُ الأَبْيَضُ مِنَ الْخَيْطِ الأَسْوَدِ مِنَ الْفَجْرِ ثُمَّ أَتِمُّواْ الصِّيَامَ إِلَى الَّليْلِ
    the athan takes place before this occurs. Watch the sky when u wake up for s7oor tomorrow and u'll see. It happens around 10 minutes later from the 2nd athan.
    Btw, I did not come up with this fatwa

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