Boycott All Taxi Drivers

I call for a boycott of all taxi drivers. Enough of their filth in our cities and their cars in our streets. Even if it is a matter of life or death, you should rather die then take a taxi. This is because taxi drivers...

• Feel superior to other human beings as if they were the chosen ones.
• Will not stop for you unless you are a woman in your twenties.
• Smoke so many cigarettes they are the cause of global warming.
• Take showers and replace their clothes only on special occasions.
• Consider their counter faulty if the price does not match their needs.
• Can decide to go to only certain places if they wish.
• Turn themselves in services and pick up several people to get more money.
• Can decide to take only certain routes from one place to the other.
• Think turning up their cars systems volume will make them cooler.
• Transform their cars into their own personal homes.
• Tell everyone their job is only a vacation from gathering riches elsewhere.
• See nothing wrong in their manners and behavior.
• Drive like they own the road and have built it with their own hands.
• Scowl at you when you try to put on your seat belt that doesn't work.
• Squash the passenger behind them so their highness can relax.
• Hate you when, ironically, you are their source of income.